President Trump has been firing cabinet members left and right over the past few weeks. So much so, that desperate times call for desperate measures. He’s assigned First Lady Melania Trump to serve the new head of the CIA, appointed Mike Pence as the new Secretary of State, and hired Kiefer Sutherland as the new vice president because he was already vice president and then president before on ABC’s fictional drama “Designated Survivor.”

Trump says, “The problem in the White House is huge, everyone needs to be fired before the public sees they suck.”

This new tactic has really thrown the country into madness.