The Puntastic Adventures of an Elf

Flicker adventures around WOHS in search of the worst puns possible

Flicker the Elf (not like Waka Flicker Flame) was interested in something new this year, namely, making awful puns in service of a tyrannical editor-in-chief. Forced to adventure without his best bud, Abraham the Mensch (yeah, sorry, we lost him :/), Flicker made the best of it and went around the school, searching for the worst puns possible. Did he succeed? You tell us, at [email protected]!

Flicker blows Mrs. Harvat away with the quality of my essay
Flicker is a big bookworm
Flicker goes back to the drawing board
Flicker crosses a line
Flicker deals with an annoying Tick
Flicker goes out on a limb
Flicker realizes why going out on a limb can be risky
Flicker makes puns periodically
Flicker is on top of the world*
*with a little help from Sushi
Flicker learns how to sit on cameras
Flicker is now suing the students who made this ferris wheel for damages
Flicker educates WOHS students on the perils of wearing pointy red hats
Flicker takes a stand
Flicker is caught between a rock and a hard place
Spider elf, spider elf, does whatever a spider elf does
Flicker is gone with the wind (Not photoshopped–I actually threw him across the parking lot)