An Interview With Mr. Figs

Sushi Kaplan: Hi Mr. Figs, how are you?

Mr. Figueiredo: I’ll tell you June 20th.

SK: How long have you been teaching at WOHS?

MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.

SK: What’s your favorite class to teach?

MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.

SK: Are you doing this just to mess with me?

MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.

SK: Ah ha! Okay, so what are your plans for June 19th?

MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.

SK: Alright then. What’s your favorite phrase to say?

MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.

SK: If you’re being obstinate say “I’ll tell you June 20th”.

MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.

SK: Hahaha, you’re being obstinate.

MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.

SK: That wasn’t even a question!!!!

MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.

SK: You’re a freaking robot, aren’t you?

MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.

SK: Am I your favorite student?

MF: Noooo, no way.

Above there would’ve been a picture of Mr. Figs, but he wouldn’t give us one until June 20th.