The Pioneer

The Pioneer

Introducing Our New Obituaries Section!

Introducing Our New Obituaries Section!

April 1, 2020

In light of the Coronavirus outbreak, the WOHS Pioneer Staff is proud to announce our new Obituaries section. Even as the national infection rate rises, t...

Top 7 Things We Should Leave in 2020

Top 7 Things We Should Leave in 2020

April 1, 2020

I think we all walked into 2020 in dire need of a new, fresh start. A new decade meant big things and we were all excited about these new changes. Well a...

Gwyneth Paltrow's face mask selfie

Celebrities Struggle with Covid-19

April 1, 2020

Covid-19 is hitting America hard. Families are struggling to pay for essential needs due to a lack of income from their jobs shutting down. Internation...

President Trump's New White House Solution

President Trump’s New White House Solution

March 29, 2018

President Trump has been firing cabinet members left and right over the past few weeks. So much so, that desperate times call for desperate measures. He...

Lion Forest

Lion Forest

May 10, 2017

Tiger Woods, one of the most dominant golf figures to ever get into the swing of things, has been on the decline as of late, but new rumors have surfa...

Sorry

Sorry

April 21, 2017

A student driver apologizes to West Orange and pays nearly $4,000 for accidents that may occur in the future. In her apology she stated, “I am sorry I swe...

Procrastination Club

Procrastination Club

April 21, 2017

A WOHS junior has recently began our school’s first “Procrastinator’s Anonymous” club for all those struggling with the tasks complicating stu...

New Quarterly Opt Out Policy

New Quarterly Opt Out Policy

April 21, 2017

WOHS has started a new opt out policy for quarterlies. Students who do not want to take the quarterly will have to pay up, and give one quarter. Howev...

March Sadness

March Sadness

Matt Camacho, Sports Editor

April 21, 2017

“In like a lion, out like a lamb” is the go-to line when describing the vibe March gives off, but doesn’t relate to the madness that consumes it...

WOHS Freshmen Ban Comes to a Halt; Extreme Vetting to Begin

WOHS Freshmen Ban Comes to a Halt; Extreme Vetting to Begin

April 20, 2017

WEST ORANGE, NJ -- On Apr. 1, 2017, a spokesman for the West Orange Board of Education (WOBOE) released a statement detailing the district’s plans to ban a...

An Interview With Mr. Figs

Sushi Kaplan, Editor-in-Chief

April 20, 2017

Sushi Kaplan: Hi Mr. Figs, how are you? Mr. Figueiredo: I’ll tell you June 20th. SK: How long have you been teaching at WOHS? MF: I’ll tell you June 20th. SK: What’s your favorite class to teach? MF: I’ll tell you June 20th. SK: Are you doing this just to mess with me? MF: I’ll tell you June 20th. SK: Ah ha! Okay, so what are your plans for June 19th? ...

Newest White House Endorsement

Newest White House Endorsement

April 20, 2017

There’s a new endorsement coming from the Donald Trump administration. This endorsement is by the White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. Now what did...

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