Flicker the Elf (not like Waka Flicker Flame) was interested in something new this year, namely, making awful puns in service of a tyrannical editor-in-chief. Forced to adventure without his best bud, Abraham the Mensch (yeah, sorry, we lost him :/), Flicker made the best of it and went around the school, searching for the worst puns possible. Did he succeed? You tell us, at [email protected]!
Flicker blows Mrs. Harvat away with the quality of my essayFlicker is a big bookwormFlicker goes back to the drawing boardFlicker crosses a lineFlicker deals with an annoying TickFlicker goes out on a limbFlicker realizes why going out on a limb can be riskyFlicker makes puns periodicallyFlicker is on top of the world* *with a little help from SushiFlicker learns how to sit on camerasFlicker is now suing the students who made this ferris wheel for damagesFlicker educates WOHS students on the perils of wearing pointy red hatsFlicker takes a standFlicker is caught between a rock and a hard placeSpider elf, spider elf, does whatever a spider elf doesFlicker is gone with the wind (Not photoshopped–I actually threw him across the parking lot)
