Elon Musk Women’s History Release: Tesla Cybertruck “Pretty Pink” Edition
Mimi Favetta
With Elon Musk being seen doing all his hard work for DOGE in the White House, it’s shocking that he has time for anything else, however, the extreme feminist just released the Tesla Cybertruck “Pretty Pink” edition – a car made for women by a woman (supporter). He has extreme faith in the sales of the car as women “love pink and will buy anything with their husbands’ money, as long as it’s pink,” Musk claims.
The Cybertruck comes equipped with a vanity size mirror and lighting, an AI feature letting the driver know to “smile more” when traffic is detected so as to calm the woman down, and an aromatherapy diffuser because a woman should never smell. Musk also highlights the ease of putting a car seat in the truck as to promote motherhood to the users of the car.
The car’s slogan, “Drive Like A Girl” is highlighted with the bookmarked location on the car’s GPS being the “nearest shopping center/mall” since when women are not taking care of their children, they are shopping. It also comes with “Passenger Princess Parallel Parking” where the driver can, with the push of a button, become a passenger princess while the car parallel parks itself.
With an attempt to give back to women in the world, for every purchase of a Cybertruck PP Edition, Musk will post on X a quote from a famous woman and why it means so much to him. The first purchase by Majorie Taylor Green was followed by a post showcasing Matel’s 1992 Teen Talk Barbie saying ‘‘Wouldn’t you like to come to the mall?’ is a quote that inspired the new Cyber Truck. As Barbie says, women love to shop. Our new GPS feature is perfect for them! #PrettyPink #ILoveWomen”
Some male Musk supporters are getting mad however, demanding a Cybertruck for dudes with a built in protein shake dispenser and jumbo speakers. Will he fulfill their wish? We can only wait and see.
