An Interview With Mr. Figs
Sushi Kaplan: Hi Mr. Figs, how are you?
Mr. Figueiredo: I’ll tell you June 20th.
SK: How long have you been teaching at WOHS?
MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.
SK: What’s your favorite class to teach?
MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.
SK: Are you doing this just to mess with me?
MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.
SK: Ah ha! Okay, so what are your plans for June 19th?
MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.
SK: Alright then. What’s your favorite phrase to say?
MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.
SK: If you’re being obstinate say “I’ll tell you June 20th”.
MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.
SK: Hahaha, you’re being obstinate.
MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.
SK: That wasn’t even a question!!!!
MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.
SK: You’re a freaking robot, aren’t you?
MF: I’ll tell you June 20th.
SK: Am I your favorite student?
MF: Noooo, no way.
Above there would’ve been a picture of Mr. Figs, but he wouldn’t give us one until June 20th.