Lion Forest

Tiger Woods, one of the most dominant golf figures to ever get into the swing of things, has been on the decline as of late, but new rumors have surfaced with new information. According to his wife Elin Nordegren, Tiger has made several trips to the local court to legally change his name to, “Lion Forest.” This is a bold strategy by Forest, as his name illustrates his play as of late: Hitting so off-target it even reaches the woods. Even the move of his first name is a clear sign of change for the prestigious athlete, as a lion isn’t known for lying about anything, yet a Tiger wood. All puns aside, we don’t really expect much from the new Lion Forest in his next tournament, but kudos on the name change.